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January 4, 2019January 4, 2019

Valiant

Jake and Nog, behind enemy lines with a buncha teens!
Cadet Kelly Clarkson?

What starts off looking like a NohJay Ferengi Nagus episode takes a wrong turn and detour into a muddled mess.

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January 4, 2019January 4, 2019

Voicemail Hullaballoo

See, we still do voicemails!

It’s been tumultuous in the back half of season 6. We hear voicemails from Greg, Warren, Adam, and read some emails.

Can we get our minds right?

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January 4, 2019January 4, 2019

Reckoning with a Bajor episode that goes full Ghostbusters. We get on a Kim Kattrell tangent. Hugh Crawford does the math. But wait, it’ll pay off later in the podcast. Instead of our regular polar opinionsA decidely mixed bag of an episode. Odo reduced to “the good boyfriend.” Is the Nurse Ratched cadence infectious to other actors? Hey, remember those Pah Wraiths? Without Mad Men would we have a John Slattery Admiral? Seems like we’d rather talk things other than this episode. Why doesn’t Sisko get more political power or utility out of being the emissary? Is Sisko unrealistically weak amongst the Bajorans? It’s a decidedly mixed bag of an episode. Or is it not? Let us know what you think! 917 408 3898 And check out the Kickers of Elves Patreon for bonus content! patreon.com/kickersofelves

December 19, 2018December 19, 2018

His Way

There’s a new self aware Hologram in the world of Star Trek. Deep Space Nine gets its resident nostalgia laced crooner and self help guru. Vic Fontaine, ladies and gentlemen.

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December 14, 2018December 14, 2018

Episode 10 – Jerusalem: Vernall’s Inquest (Part 3) THE END!!!!!

Intro – We just got a whole bunch of crap to go over, and we start like a shotgun blast.

Chapter 9: The Rood in the Wall (skip to 21:06) – An actor from Doctor Who: The Trial of the Time Lord acts like an American detective for awhile. It both is and is about shoehorning shit into a story.

Chapter 10: The Jolly Smokers (skip to 38:05) – The concussed flamingo takes a trip he paid for through the oldest trade.

Chapter 11: Go See Now This Cursed Woman (skip to 45:40) – The novel wraps up… mostly.

Afterlude: Chain of Office (skip to 1:03:25) – Alma’s art show is described in detail.

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