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Category: The Rules of Acquisition
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The Emperor’s New Cloak
The Nagus is Missing in the Alternate Universe and Quark and Rom need a cloaking device for the Regent. It’s the final Mirror Universe episode of Deep Space Nine, and…
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Prodigal Daughter
O’Brien is missing from Deep Space Nine, and also from most of this episode. To find him Ezri must go home to face her family and the … the toxic…
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It’s Only a Paper Moon
Nog has some very understandable issues to deal with. Maybe we do too? Is this the best holodeck episode ever? Is that damning with faint praise? What makes a holodeck episode anyway? …
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Covenant
Hey remember how cults were all the rage in the 90s? Kira Nerys does. Should she be more ready to disengage from Dukat’s tiresome shenanigans at this point? What cult…
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The Siege of AR-558
War is hell. Sisko and crew get put in the middle of it. What does the end of History and the 90s have to do with this episode? WELL WE’RE GONNA…
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Once More Unto the Breach
You guys, Martok HATES Kor. When Kor shows up at Worf’s drunk in the middle of the night and asks him to do a favor so he can die with…
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Treachery, Faith, and the Great River
What happens in this episode? [See title of episode] The final installment of the Ferengi Pickers Cycle. Kira’s boyfriend also gets an interesting story! Does DS9 actually do faith ok in this…
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Chrysalis (DS9 S7E05)
One Flew Back to the Cuckoo’s Nest. Do Re OH NO. Julian brings a patient out of a catatonic state and what’s the first thing he does after? Julian. Your…
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Take Me Out to the Holosuite
A haughty Vulcan challenges the emotional Sisko to a game of baseball and we got us a shenanigans episode, y’all! But what’s this about an ethnoship? Take me out, please.
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Afterimage
Does Ezri Dax even want to be on Deep Space Nine? Well of course she does, but the show needs an episode to integrate a counselor into station life. Garak…